all clothes are unisex when you’re normal
parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day
parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day
i LOVE watching clips from high school productions on youtube. geeky high school thespians are my favorite people on this earth
leading lady who’s been taking voice lessons since she was 7 vs leading man who got the role because he showed up. girl in chorus who is 100% convinced she could be on broadway right now if she had the right connections (she could not). autistic girl who is clearly the most talented one in the cast but the director definitely thought she was too weird to believably play the female lead. gay teenage boy trying to play a ladies’ man. jock who auditioned as a joke but got in and now his mom won’t let him quit so he’s ready to kill himself at any moment. this is the funniest combination of people you will ever see in your life.
If i luv u WE SHARE EVERYTHING!!! My Benadryl Spiders? OUR BENADRYL SPIDERS!!! You’re A Targeted Individual? baby, WE’RE TARGETED INDIVIDUALS!!!
deaths-accountant asked:
I'll make out with the crocodile
max1461 answered:
presupposition failure. there’s several.
All crocodiles in the universe are actually the same crocodile going forwards and backwards in time to make it look like there are several.
I heard jesus is doing this and he's everybody. also heard maybe it's electrons. crocodile seems plausible. also satisfies the truth conditions of your sentence I think unless you die a kissless virgin. good luck.
I can't die a kissless virgin if I'm Jesus
why cause he ate magdelene pussy crazy style? yeah I think he did this
as an empath i had to quit my barista job because i could feel the coffee bean’s pain when i had to grind them. i could hear them screaming