Oll-E

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
anarcho-smarmyism
gamegrrl

i LOVE watching clips from high school productions on youtube. geeky high school thespians are my favorite people on this earth

gamegrrl

leading lady who’s been taking voice lessons since she was 7 vs leading man who got the role because he showed up. girl in chorus who is 100% convinced she could be on broadway right now if she had the right connections (she could not). autistic girl who is clearly the most talented one in the cast but the director definitely thought she was too weird to believably play the female lead. gay teenage boy trying to play a ladies’ man. jock who auditioned as a joke but got in and now his mom won’t let him quit so he’s ready to kill himself at any moment. this is the funniest combination of people you will ever see in your life.

max1461

deaths-accountant asked:

I'll make out with the crocodile

max1461 answered:

presupposition failure. there’s several.

deaths-accountant

All crocodiles in the universe are actually the same crocodile going forwards and backwards in time to make it look like there are several.

max1461

I heard jesus is doing this and he's everybody. also heard maybe it's electrons. crocodile seems plausible. also satisfies the truth conditions of your sentence I think unless you die a kissless virgin. good luck.

deaths-accountant

I can't die a kissless virgin if I'm Jesus

max1461

why cause he ate magdelene pussy crazy style? yeah I think he did this